I’m not sure Goop would have been quite so successful had it not been for headline-generating offerings such as vampire repellent and vagina candles.”
“Paltrow has the vagina market covered, but considering Harry’s propensity for talking about his nether regions, Meghan could always launch cream for frostbitten todgers.”
Mahdwi also had more ideas for Meghan’s brand, which has a fancy Royal logo that has raised some eyebrows after she and Prince Harry left the Royal Family.
She suggested another product inspired by Prince Andrew, “Or hydrating face mists for creepy uncles who can’t sweat.”
Meghan Markle picked the name American Riviera Orchard to honour the Santa Barbara area where she lives.
This place is known as the American Riviera and has been for over 100 years.
A source shared with People magazine that ARO will show off what the Duchess loves most, like “family, cooking, entertaining and home decor”.
They said: “This is something she’s been wanting to do for a while. She is excited to share her style and things that she loves.”
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