Clarkson’s Farm fans have been left reeling after Jeremy Clarkson made a stomach churning discovery on his Diddly Squat Farm.
Amazon Prime Video viewers have seen the former Top Gear star turn his attention to pig farming in the latest series of the hit farming show alongside girlfriend Lisa Hogan.
In the second episode of season 3, Porking, fans were beside themselves after a farcical moment led to a stomach churning discovery.
Jeremy and Lisa were called to a field in the pouring rain to try to move a pair of pigs.
But as they attempted to make the transfer, a young female filly pig got in – and the male pig he was trying to mate to an older sow immediately caused chaos.
Jeremy told viewers: “He wants to pork her, but the big sow wants to be porked. Oh he’s on already.”
Lisa then comes up with the genius idea to grab older pig to make her think she’s being mated as she tells Jeremy: “If I pretend to be shagging her, here, she’s gonna leave that one alone right?”
Jeremy added: “Look she’s jealous. The only solution was to distract the older sow with something better than sex,” before he told the pig: “Have a ginger nut biscuit.”
The moment then descended into farce with Jeremy chasing one pig around the field while girlfriend Lisa imitated sex on its hind quarters and the other two pigs mated, all in the pouring rain.
Moments later, after the deed was done, Jeremy Clarkson found a nasty surprise in his pocket.
He said: “Oh s***. What the hell? What the hell is that? Has one of the pigs been sick in my pocket? Look! What the bloody hell’s that? Ugh. For f*** sake.”
Fans were left reeling by the scenes, but some think they know the real reason for the ‘sick’.
@aston_vanilla said: “The “porking” scene gave me the biggest belly laugh I’ve had watching TV in a very, very long time. Lisa trying to apply pressure to the back of the sow and Jeremy running around with ginger nut biscuits was hilarious.”
@snart_fiffer said: “I honestly hurt myself laughing.”
@interestingPie1592 said: “He was sort of insinuating it was semen or vomit but I think it was just biscuits that got mushed in the rain. Not sure though, with him it could be anything.”
