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Weather service’s phallic Midwest forecast warns of massive storm

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Last updated: July 7, 2026 12:52 am
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Published: July 7, 2026
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It’s a hard rain that’s gonna fall on the Midwest.

A torrential storm is could pound eight states on Wednesday, according to the National Weather Service — but it’s gone viral for an unexpected reason.


Illustration of a US map showing a slight risk of thunderstorms across the Central Plains to the Great Lakes and eastward into the Appalachians, with marginal risk in surrounding areas.
A torrential storm with an unavoidably noticeable similarity to manhood is expected to barrel down on the Midwest Wednesday, according to the National Weather Service. NWS Storm Prediction Center

The phallic forecast predicts a cluster of thunderstorms, hail and heavy winds could come through the Upper Midwest, before finishing in the central Great Plains.

The weather system will is expected to start in Minnesota and pass through Wisconsin.

The precipitation will swell in southern Minnesota and Iowa, potentially blowing wind and covering the region in hail, according to the forecast.

“Clusters of strong thunderstorms with potential to produce severe hail and wind may evolve across parts of the Upper Midwest into central Great Plains Wednesday through Wednesday night,” the NWS said.

“In the low levels, a front should stretch from near Lake Superior into central NE, where it will stall.”

Some 11.7 million people are under the the warning.


Weather map showing a large area of predicted rain or severe weather over the central United States, extending from the Dakotas and Nebraska eastward to Michigan and Wisconsin.
The priapic precipitation is expected to swell in southern Minnesota and Iowa, blowing wind and covering the region in hail, according to the forecast. NWS Storm Prediction Center

Farther west, size of the warning area increases in size as it enters the High Plains.

The good news is that the risk of severe weather remains small — and could shrink later in the week.

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