No liquid lunches for the kiddies, please.
Police in Georgia are asking hungover parents to make sure they haven’t accidentally packed booze in their kids’ lunches after a child showed up to school with a canned martini stuffed in their lunchbox.
The South Fulton Police Department released a photo of what appears to be a normal school lunch — but on closer inspection, the drink is revealed to be a can of Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini.
The 12 oz. canned cocktail, made with vodka, triple sec and lemon juice, clocks in at a hefty 11% ABV — more than twice that of an average beer.
“That is NOT Capri Sun. That is NOT Apple Juice,” the department quipped in a social media post.
“That is a whole ‘Parent had a long night’ starter pack,” police added, urging parents to “TIGHTEN UP.”
“We know mornings can be hectic … but your child shouldn’t be the only one in the cafeteria with a beverage that requires an ID.”
They urged parents to double check the lunchboxes before Fulton County Schools resources officers have to “do inventory at recess.”
