It’s a fashion felony.
A scantily-clad Texas woman was slapped with cuffs after allegedly smashing her BMW into a fire hydrant while drunk.
The suspected boozy driver — donning black fishnet tights, leather underwear and a skin-tight motorcycle jacket — is seen in wild photos shared by the Harris County Constable Precinct 4 on Friday.
The motorist, who has not been publicly identified, is also wearing open-toe slippers, with her large upper leg tattoo on full display, as she speaks to an officer, the pics show.
Other images showed the banged-up SUV with a busted bumper, flat tires and deployed airbags beside a wrecked curb and pile of dirt at a strip mall near Will Clayton Parkway and Vine Forest Drive.
“A night out should never end in flashing lights and handcuffs,” cops said in a Facebook post, advising drivers to “plan a safe ride home, every time.”
The woman was charged with driving while intoxicated, though police did not say when the tipsy bender happened.
But the daring outfit didn’t just turn heads at the scene — it sparked a social media frenzy.
“She hit so hard it knocked her pants off,” one user commented.
Another said, “I think she was already drunk when she picked out that outfit.”
Others slammed her for matching the skin-baring look with “house shoes.”
“Hope she got 2 tickets,” another critic said.
“One for being intoxicated and one for that outfit.”