Still no invitation to the wedding of the century at MSG this holiday weekend.
If you guys are still looking for an entertaining Master of Ceremonies/Record Spinner, DJ SonofaStitch is available, and I will waive my standard fee.
The Mets visit the Blue Jays.
If you are a Mets fan who made the trip to Toronto to support your favorite team, there is a straitjacket waiting for you when you get back.
The Jays’ Kevin Gausman has lost two in a row, giving up 13 runs in his last eight innings.

Nolan McLean gave up six runs to the Cubs at Citi Field.
There hasn’t been a start that bad since the opening scene of “Killer Klowns from Outer Space.”
However, he has allowed one run in his last 13 innings on the road, where his ERA shrinks to 2.85.
Play $50 on the Mets (+100, BetMGM).
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Socked! White Sox 8, Orioles 2.
Stitch star of the game: Yennier Cano, who gave up four runs, recording one out.
Back in negative territory.
Down -37 donbufords.
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