She didn’t like being No. 2.
A 50-year-old jealous wife dumped a bucket of poop on her trailer-park neighbor in Florida, accusing the unfortunate victim of having a fling with her husband, police said.
Yirsi Machado Rivera was hit with burglary and battery charges over the crappy attack Monday at the Royal Country Mobile Homes Park in Miami, WTVJ-TV News reported.
Rivera “pooped in a bucket to throw it in the victim’s face,” according to a police report.
The target of her attack lives next to the trailer occupied by Rivera and her husband, and Rivera was suspicious that the woman and her man were getting it on, the outlet said.
Rivera told police she had to get rid of a bucket of “caca,” since she was using the container as her bathroom because her toilet was on the fritz, and decided to use it to settle a score with her neighbor, WTVJ said.
On Sept. 7, Rivera stormed next door lugging the bucket of waste and banged on her neighbor’s trailer, police said.
When the other woman opened the door, Rivera allegedly accused her of hooking up with her husband and stormed inside the trailer, then dumped the poop on her and took off.
Rivera also claimed the neighbor had hit her over the head with a bat earlier over a spat over the smell.
She was arraigned Tuesday and ordered held without bond.
“So this is an interesting case,” Judge Mindy Glazer said at Rivera’s arraignment. “She thinks the neighbor is having relations with her husband so she pushed her way into the victim’s house and then throws poop on the victim, a bucket of poop.”
Online records show that Rivera was still at the Miami-Dade county jail Sunday.
