“Listen. This has to stop. My kids’ school tuition is due this week. Are you gonna turn this season around or what?” — Lenny
Don’t know, Lenny. Some questions can’t be answered.
Will Enes Kanter Freedom ever play for a WNBA team?
Will the Baha Men ever record another hit?
Will Cleveland Browns fans boo their quarterback Deshaun Watson all season?
Can the world go on without Dolly Parton?
I’m thinking no, no, yes and no.
The Cubs visit the D’backs.
Arizona’s Eduardo Rodriguez has won three in a row, allowing four runs over those 18 ²/₃ innings.
Chicago’s Matthew Boyd is 8-2, but has surrendered 11 runs in his past 11 ¹/₃.
The Snakes are 38-29 at home, same as the Cubs on the road.
Play $50 on Boyd and the Cubs (+101, Caesars Sportsbook).
Yankees fans mailed me their “thanks” for taking Houston.
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But Yainer Diaz hit a pair of homers and the Astros outslugged the Yanks 9-7.
Winner!
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