“Just writing to give one ‘old’ man’s opinion. Whatever you are compensated for your daily articles falls short of what you deserve! I have resorted to wearing Depends to be prepared to pee my pants from laughter!”
— Vince Thomas
Well played, Vince. It’s always better to be safe than sorry. I hear cranberry juice may help. And oh, that dry cleaning bill!
No leakage problems for Miami’s Sandy Alcantara.
He’s been airtight, pitching back-to-back shutouts over 13 combined innings.
The Angels visit.
The rookie Walbert Ureña is 7-7 but 1-5 on the road.
Play $50 on Sandy and the Marlins (-154, FanDuel).
The frivolous, flippant (because this is a family newspaper and I can’t use the F-word that really fits) Phillies fooled around until the 9th inning and lost to the Jays 5-4.
Zack Wheeler’s line: 4 runs, 7 hits, 5 walks.
Loss has us at -665 larrybowas.
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