How long before President Trump renames the Strait of Hormuz to the Strait of America? …
Odds update: 50-1 that the “Big Beautiful” ceasefire holds; 500-1 that the Iranian national team wins the 2026 World Cup; and 5,000-1 that Trump will ever get to dance to YMCA in the White House ballroom.
A case of the runs. Oh no, not me, I never lost control.
But the Tigers’ Jack Flaherty (seven runs, seven hits over 8 ¹/₃ innings) and the Twins’ Mick Abel (nine runs, 14 hits over 7 ¹/₃) have.
We are thinking Flaherty takes his Pepto-Bismol and beats the Twins.
$50 on the Tigers.
Knew it was going to be a good day.
When I woke up, the Stitch-daq futures were up 2 percent.
Jake Cronenworth homered, Nick Castellanos knocked in two runs, and the Padres pounded the Pirates 8-2.
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